Mark, 'tis 'Talk Liketh Shakespeare Day!' Then come, good fellows, and let us dream of dragons and finless fish, take but a moment and speak of clip-winged griffins and a ramping cat. The youth of England are on fire, and though men may sleep, some have knives with edges. Such words as his delight the eyes and fill the mind as the secret parts of fortune come to a handsome gentleman, as a stratagem to its quarter returns an ill-shaped fish with magnanimity! If you disagree, you are a stuffed cloak-bag of guts, a bolting-hutch of beastliness!  (h/t David Hoyt)

 

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2 responses to “Talk like Shakespeare day”

  1. Charles Pigden Avatar

    To talk of dragons and of finless fish?
    That’s Shakespeare-like but yet not like enough.
    For if to talk like Shakespeare is your wish
    If you would speak the great bard’s stately stuff
    Elizabethan diction will not do.
    There’s more is needed – that’s to speak in verse
    Without it Shakespeare-talking’s not for you
    Nor must you talking tediously rehearse
    Your halting rhythms – they must come out quick
    Or as a Shakespeare talker you are dead.
    Wit that is slow, why that’s not really wit
    And assonance is better than a rhyme
    If assonances pop into your head
    So that your verses pop out just in time.
    Now with a couplet I must end this scene.
    To work at tasks both less fun and more mean.

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